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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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