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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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