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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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