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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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