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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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