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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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