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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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