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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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