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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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