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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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