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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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