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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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