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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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