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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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