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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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