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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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