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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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