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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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