Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.