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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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