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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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