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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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