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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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