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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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