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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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