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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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