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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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