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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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