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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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