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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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