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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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