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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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