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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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