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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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