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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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