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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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