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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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