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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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