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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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