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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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