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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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