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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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