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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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