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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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