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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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