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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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