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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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