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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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