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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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