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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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