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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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