Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.