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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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