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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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