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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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