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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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