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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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