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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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