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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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