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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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