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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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