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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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