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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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