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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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