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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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