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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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