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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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