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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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