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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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