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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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